Four Presidents and a Funeral - Mario!!!
Three Men And a Baby - Rosedude
"Does this asshole make me look phat?" - Ian
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Even after the Access Hollywood tape, he can't resist grabbing a Bush.
Careful Dubya, he'll stab you there eventually.
The Death of Civility
I'll take 'Bow Wow Wow' for $200 Alex.
you do realize if you ran against this guy over here, it would be like taking candy from a baby. a very very temperamental baby.
if there's one thing former first ladies want at a funeral, it's candy.
"Yeah, I know he's standing right behind but have you seen a more vain mother fucker in you life, blond hair my ass!"
Bush Push 2018
Trump: "My administration has the best funerals, people will say that our funerals were the best ever."
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty half-orangutan!
It's hard not to crack up at the sight of Fraudulent Donald awkwardly attempting to fake empathy.
I mean it goes without saying, but none of us are going to this orange idiot or his weird mail order bride's funerals, right?
And they were like "One of the drones blew up a school." and I was all "For the love of God, what have we become?" Ha ha ha! We're terrible people! Child murderers, all of us.
Carter's taken it hard, he's out front drunk, crying, and doing donuts in his pick up. But hey, that's just notorious wildman Jimmy Carter for ya.
"Does this asshole make me look phat?"
"Is this your card?"
Hillary just couldn't bear watching the latest showing of All the Presidents: Men.
...hmmm, Bill thought... how does George W. get a woman to smile like that?... maybe he could try it on Hillary....
Trump: "In a perfect world I'd be playing golf right now!"
"Tell Trump you're running for president."
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