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Caption Contest 12-06-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Unsurprisingly, they prefer bee movies over the usual mainstream blockbusters. - VomitFlop

The problem with beekeepers is that they tend to drone on and on about their drones. - Scrunt

Screwing your Honey in public will always get you some funny looks. - 38chrysler

What do Woody Allen and George Lucas have in common? - Ian

Bronze:

And then a guy with a hazmat suit walked in and said "oh you... whiny little... babies." - Rotwang

Silver:

When Joey gets nervous, he breaks out in hives. - Iverneil

Gold:

I guess they don't like Captain Bee Fart. - MacSpruce

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Comment by MacSpruce on December 18, 2017 at 9:37pm

♪ Hive got you, Babe.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 14, 2017 at 10:16am

His wife knows it's not herpes, but wishes it was.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 10, 2017 at 8:59pm

When they asked what was in the hive he told them it was none of their beeswax.

Comment by Iverneil on December 8, 2017 at 5:10pm

Who you gonna call? Buzzz Busters!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 8, 2017 at 2:51pm

Where are they now?

Sting  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 8, 2017 at 2:45pm

Buzzed Lightyear, Porn Star

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 8, 2017 at 2:43pm

To bee or not to bee, that is the question.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 8, 2017 at 2:40pm
"Say hello to my little friend."
Comment by 38chrysler on December 8, 2017 at 10:29am

Dang Doc... Bee stings work much better than Viagra... Cant you reduce the pain but leave the swelling?

Comment by VomitFlop on December 8, 2017 at 9:21am

"Insects? Not recently. I'm currently practicing abstinence."

Comment by MacSpruce on December 7, 2017 at 8:23pm

Colostomy Collapse Disorder

Comment by MacSpruce on December 7, 2017 at 8:11pm

I guess they don't like Captain Bee Fart.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 7, 2017 at 8:10pm

It behooves you to behave near the beehive.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 7, 2017 at 8:10pm

Planet of the Apiarists

Comment by Iverneil on December 7, 2017 at 5:02pm

Comb over to my place.

Comment by Iverneil on December 7, 2017 at 4:56pm

A decent group until they were Africanized

Comment by Iverneil on December 7, 2017 at 4:54pm

When Joey gets nervous, he breaks out in hives.

Comment by Iverneil on December 7, 2017 at 4:53pm

Why can't they just let us bee?

Comment by Mervin97 on December 7, 2017 at 5:58am

Rick trying to pull the ole dick in the beehive trick.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 7, 2017 at 5:56am

"Hey anyone want a hand full of honey."

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