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Caption Contest 12-05-2021

Bronze:

Light in the Fast Lane. - Rosedude

Silver:

You realize that no one would think it was suspicious at all if it was a white flashlight. - Mario!!!

Gold:

“Hey, you’d be suspicious too if you were married to a dildo!” - MacSpruce

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Comment by blkbwayne on January 24, 2022 at 6:01pm

A light traffic day

Comment by blkbwayne on January 24, 2022 at 6:01pm

They took it into custody.... hopefully it will see the light

Comment by Rosedude on January 4, 2022 at 6:57pm

Light in the Fast Lane.

Comment by Iverneil on January 2, 2022 at 8:59pm

It’s the guy that had the shiner.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 19, 2021 at 5:17pm

We'll shine a dick on this story once more information becomes available. 

Comment by Mervin97 on December 18, 2021 at 6:15am

Cops later determined it was left behind from a game of flashlight tag gone wrong. 

Comment by Mervin97 on December 18, 2021 at 6:02am

"Big problems on 3rd ave where traffic is backed up 5 miles, we now go live to the reason why."

Comment by Ian on December 14, 2021 at 8:03pm

They finally solved the mystery of the Phoenix Lights.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 13, 2021 at 7:24pm

We're here live, and certainly it's a bit odd to see that thing lying in the street like that, but at this point we want to acknowledge that it's definitely a flashlight and there's almost certainly never been a penis stuck inside it. Back to you Frank and let's go Brandon!

Comment by MacSpruce on December 11, 2021 at 9:07pm

“Hey, you’d be suspicious too if you were married to a dildo!”

Comment by MacSpruce on December 11, 2021 at 9:04pm

Not the only dim bulb in Phoenix, apparently.

Comment by AKAAB on December 10, 2021 at 8:41am

Black Mag lying in the street...just like the Smollett case.  

Comment by AKAAB on December 10, 2021 at 8:40am

Protestors vow to torch the town over the Smollett verdict.  

Comment by AKAAB on December 10, 2021 at 8:39am

Black Lights Matter! 

Comment by AKAAB on December 10, 2021 at 8:38am

"I urge everyone to D-cell-erate in the area. That's the traffic from Al Brown in the Best Oldies W101 Skyview Traffic Center" 

Comment by Rosedude on December 8, 2021 at 7:53pm

"And now your morning traffic report: heavy on 3rd Ave., light on Jefferson."

Comment by Rotwang on December 7, 2021 at 5:46am

Oh and also my porn name.  And also the name of my new heavy metal band.  And our first album.  And our lead hit song.  So, just yknow FYI.  

Comment by Rotwang on December 7, 2021 at 5:44am

I just want to let you all know that "Suspicious Flashlight" is going to be my new username.  

Comment by Scrunt on December 6, 2021 at 5:57pm

THIS is what you get when you don’t let the media invent the news.

Comment by Scrunt on December 6, 2021 at 5:56pm

It was later booked for… wait for it… indecent exposure due to flashing passersby.

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