Light in the Fast Lane. - Rosedude
You realize that no one would think it was suspicious at all if it was a white flashlight. - Mario!!!
“Hey, you’d be suspicious too if you were married to a dildo!” - MacSpruce
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A light traffic day
They took it into custody.... hopefully it will see the light
Light in the Fast Lane.
It’s the guy that had the shiner.
We'll shine a dick on this story once more information becomes available.
Cops later determined it was left behind from a game of flashlight tag gone wrong.
"Big problems on 3rd ave where traffic is backed up 5 miles, we now go live to the reason why."
They finally solved the mystery of the Phoenix Lights.
We're here live, and certainly it's a bit odd to see that thing lying in the street like that, but at this point we want to acknowledge that it's definitely a flashlight and there's almost certainly never been a penis stuck inside it. Back to you Frank and let's go Brandon!
“Hey, you’d be suspicious too if you were married to a dildo!”
Not the only dim bulb in Phoenix, apparently.
Black Mag lying in the street...just like the Smollett case.
Protestors vow to torch the town over the Smollett verdict.
Black Lights Matter!
"I urge everyone to D-cell-erate in the area. That's the traffic from Al Brown in the Best Oldies W101 Skyview Traffic Center"
"And now your morning traffic report: heavy on 3rd Ave., light on Jefferson."
Oh and also my porn name. And also the name of my new heavy metal band. And our first album. And our lead hit song. So, just yknow FYI.
I just want to let you all know that "Suspicious Flashlight" is going to be my new username.
THIS is what you get when you don’t let the media invent the news.
It was later booked for… wait for it… indecent exposure due to flashing passersby.
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