Caption Contest 12-05-2021
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Comment by Scrunt on December 6, 2021 at 5:56pm
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“We now take you to a new breaking story where a nefarious hubcap is menacing downtown…”
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“What, I thought you said we needed more street lights in this part of town.”
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On second thought, let’s not go to Phoenix. Tis a silly place.
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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 6, 2021 at 5:10pm
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At 4th Ave. & Jefferson was a suspicious flash mob!
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Batteries sold separately.
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It's obviously a slow news day! But later that night a half eaten donut brought out the SWAT Team and the suspicious flashlight was just a memory.
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Comment by Mario!!! on December 6, 2021 at 8:24am
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Despite the fact that it was covered in blood, the flashlight was released without any charges upon learning it was a police issued Maglite.
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You realize that no one would think it was suspicious at all if it was a white flashlight.
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Comment by Rosedude on December 6, 2021 at 8:14am
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What would a flashlight be suspicious of?
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It was a clear case of asphalt and batteries.
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Comment by VomitFlop on December 5, 2021 at 10:55pm
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"You would think that a flashlight would be a lot brighter than this, but as the footage shows, that is clearly not the case."
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"There's no place like Home Depot."
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"Well, it's suspicious because it's actually a fleshlight. Don't ask me how I know about that. Over to Willie Wanker with Sports!"
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Before it had been charged with assault. Now, it'll be charged with battery.
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"It was I who gave the Phoenix Suns their energy!"
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Flashlight Gordon
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