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Caption Contest 12-05-2021

Bronze:

Light in the Fast Lane. - Rosedude

Silver:

You realize that no one would think it was suspicious at all if it was a white flashlight. - Mario!!!

Gold:

“Hey, you’d be suspicious too if you were married to a dildo!” - MacSpruce

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Comment by Scrunt on December 6, 2021 at 5:56pm

“We now take you to a new breaking story where a nefarious hubcap is menacing downtown…”

Comment by Scrunt on December 6, 2021 at 5:56pm

“What, I thought you said we needed more street lights in this part of town.”

Comment by Scrunt on December 6, 2021 at 5:55pm

On second thought, let’s not go to Phoenix. Tis a silly place.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 6, 2021 at 5:10pm

At 4th Ave. & Jefferson was a suspicious flash mob!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 6, 2021 at 5:06pm

Batteries sold separately.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 6, 2021 at 4:58pm

It's obviously a slow news day!   But later that night a half eaten donut brought out the SWAT Team and the suspicious flashlight was just a memory.

Comment by Mario!!! on December 6, 2021 at 8:24am

Despite the fact that it was covered in blood, the flashlight was released without any charges upon learning it was a police issued Maglite.

Comment by Mario!!! on December 6, 2021 at 8:19am

You realize that no one would think it was suspicious at all if it was a white flashlight.

Comment by Rosedude on December 6, 2021 at 8:14am

What would a flashlight be suspicious of?

Comment by Rosedude on December 6, 2021 at 7:56am

It was a clear case of asphalt and batteries.

Comment by VomitFlop on December 5, 2021 at 10:55pm

"You would think that a flashlight would be a lot brighter than this, but as the footage shows, that is clearly not the case."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 5, 2021 at 10:54pm

"There's no place like Home Depot."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 5, 2021 at 10:53pm

"Well, it's suspicious because it's actually a fleshlight. Don't ask me how I know about that. Over to Willie Wanker with Sports!"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 5, 2021 at 10:51pm

Before it had been charged with assault. Now, it'll be charged with battery.

Comment by VomitFlop on December 5, 2021 at 10:50pm

"It was I who gave the Phoenix Suns their energy!"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 5, 2021 at 10:49pm

Flashlight Gordon

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