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Comment by blkbwayne on December 6, 2017 at 10:27am

See I told you he was not only a member, he’s the President 

Comment by mellowpuma on December 6, 2017 at 6:28am

afterwards, he threw some paper towels at them.  

Comment by Whiz Kid on December 5, 2017 at 7:10pm

Joints Chief of Staff

Comment by JJJ23 on December 4, 2017 at 6:56pm

Dammit guys! Why'd you give him the "get out of treason free" card?

Comment by Rotwang on December 4, 2017 at 11:27am

See- it says "ambassador" in russian language thing. 

Comment by Mario!!! on December 4, 2017 at 8:34am

"Sorry for scratching my nuts in public like this, but I got a case of the crabs like you wouldn't believe!"

Comment by Mario!!! on December 4, 2017 at 8:31am

"Anyone have a gun?  I see one more dictator that needs to be stopped before I die."

Comment by AKAAB on December 4, 2017 at 7:02am

Wow!  I thought Green Cards were actually green...

Comment by 38chrysler on December 3, 2017 at 2:56pm

I heard you sold Long Island for $20.00 worth of trinkets.... here's my card... next time you have Property for sale... Call Me.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 3, 2017 at 2:46pm

I heard you guys were good at scalping... wanna sell some tickets for me?

Comment by 38chrysler on December 3, 2017 at 2:35pm

Who wants dessert?... We have Custer Pie...

Comment by 38chrysler on December 3, 2017 at 2:26pm

Who here needs a Green Card???

Comment by 38chrysler on December 3, 2017 at 2:22pm

....There are more Indians here than in a AT&T Call Center...

Comment by Iverneil on December 3, 2017 at 12:55pm

They were scheduled for later but they came oily

Comment by Rosedude on December 3, 2017 at 12:00pm

"My dad wanted to fight with you guys, but he had bone spurs,  It's hereditary, you know."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 3, 2017 at 10:09am

"Hail to the chief. No, the other one, you knuckleheads."

Comment by Whiz Kid on December 3, 2017 at 6:25am
Washington Redskins agree to Presidents Concussion Library as reparations
Comment by Whiz Kid on December 3, 2017 at 6:12am
Free credit at all animal scalp trade posts
Comment by Whiz Kid on December 3, 2017 at 6:09am
First People's "Miss their Universe Paegent" finale
Comment by Scrunt on December 2, 2017 at 8:17pm

"For your service, I present to each of you a non-expiring Green Card so you will never get deported back to your homeland...  What?"

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