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Caption Contest 12-03-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Look. They gave me a ticket to go back to Germany. - KariGrant

"Here you go fella's, this and 5.95 will get you a 6" sub at subway, thank you for your service." - Mervin97

"Mr/ President, you do realize that Get Out of Jail Free card only works in Monopoly, right?" - Scrunt

Bronze:

I heard you guys were good at scalping... wanna sell some tickets for me? - 38chrysler

Silver:

"Akemay Americayay oursyay againyay." - Ian

Gold:

Card carrying idiot. - Rosedude

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Comment by Mervin97 on December 2, 2017 at 9:17am

"The trail of tears now leads to the White House."

Comment by Mervin97 on December 2, 2017 at 9:14am

"I gave them the highest honor in the country and all I get is this crummy card."

Comment by Mervin97 on December 2, 2017 at 9:11am

"Because you guys refuse to die we were forced to honor you."

Comment by Mervin97 on December 2, 2017 at 9:10am

"Here you go fella's, this and 5.95 will get you a 6" sub at subway, thank you for your service."

Comment by Mervin97 on December 2, 2017 at 9:07am

"Still have my membership card to the Andrew Jackson indian haters club."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 2, 2017 at 8:36am

"For the last time, Mr. President, we are not interested in building a casino with you."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 2, 2017 at 8:32am

"No, thanks, sir. You already gave us three of your business cards earlier."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 2, 2017 at 8:31am

A Tribe Called Questionable

Comment by VomitFlop on December 2, 2017 at 8:27am

"This is a takeover. Nobody move."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 2, 2017 at 8:26am

"It says right here that my Indian name would be Flirts With Disaster."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 2, 2017 at 8:23am

"Poke? Why would I do that when I can just grab her by the hontas?"

Comment by KariGrant on December 2, 2017 at 7:41am

Look. They gave me a ticket to go back to Germany.

Comment by KariGrant on December 2, 2017 at 7:39am

These are gift certificates. I'm giving each of them a limited edition print of this Andrew Jackson painting.

Comment by Rosedude on December 2, 2017 at 6:25am

Card carrying idiot.

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