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See I told you he was not only a member, he’s the President
afterwards, he threw some paper towels at them.
Joints Chief of Staff
Dammit guys! Why'd you give him the "get out of treason free" card?
See- it says "ambassador" in russian language thing.
"Sorry for scratching my nuts in public like this, but I got a case of the crabs like you wouldn't believe!"
"Anyone have a gun? I see one more dictator that needs to be stopped before I die."
Wow! I thought Green Cards were actually green...
I heard you sold Long Island for $20.00 worth of trinkets.... here's my card... next time you have Property for sale... Call Me.
I heard you guys were good at scalping... wanna sell some tickets for me?
Who wants dessert?... We have Custer Pie...
Who here needs a Green Card???
....There are more Indians here than in a AT&T Call Center...
They were scheduled for later but they came oily
"My dad wanted to fight with you guys, but he had bone spurs, It's hereditary, you know."
"Hail to the chief. No, the other one, you knuckleheads."
"For your service, I present to each of you a non-expiring Green Card so you will never get deported back to your homeland... What?"
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