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Comment by Gerhardguffaw yesterday

On the next, "Another Osmond Christmas Special..."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw yesterday

"And for two bucks you can get some puppy love!"

Comment by MacSpruce yesterday

The irony is that the MacHines, a clan of craggy Scottish Highlanders, are actually notorious cheapskates. 

Comment by Jams3kds on Thursday

I like giving Fruit Cakes...it symbolizes our family

Comment by Jams3kds on Thursday

"WTF?!? It's all Nutri-System shit...MARIE!!!"

Comment by Scrunt on Thursday

“Did you just see that?  It took my money and gave me nothing in return.  Talk about irony!”

Comment by Scrunt on Thursday

Shit, machines are even replacing the Salvation Army Santa’s this year.  Pretty soon we’ll all be out of a job!

Comment by Scrunt on Thursday

“That’s funny.  My wife calls me the Giving Machine too, ‘cause I give it to her good and all night long!”

Comment by Scrunt on Thursday

“I gave at the office.”

Comment by Scrunt on Thursday

Some people just don't know when to give...  UP!

Comment by Ian on Wednesday

"They're books of scented matches, to break up the monotony while lighting your Molotov cocktails."

Comment by Ian on Wednesday

"They're casino-legal decks of cards.  The Jokers are pictures of Marie in the shower."

Comment by Ian on Wednesday

"You're all out of raccoons?"

Comment by Iverneil on Wednesday

His face grew, but unfortunately his nose didn’t.

Comment by Iverneil on Wednesday

Voice from the crowd “Donny, I bought all of your albums”

Donny “So you’re the one!!”

Comment by 38chrysler on Wednesday
Y'all line up and put lots of money in here or I swear I'll sing...
Comment by JJJ23 on Wednesday

Not one shit in there for Donny.

Comment by Mervin97 on Wednesday

"Sometimes I'd like to stuff Marie in there."

Comment by Mervin97 on Wednesday

"I'd rather have Doritos, but I'll take whatever that is."

Comment by Mervin97 on Wednesday

"Hey buddy, get that camera out of my ass."

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