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"And this one is for blow jobs."
"This one gives you purple socks."
"This machine gave me my career."
Unfortunately, for Donny, it ran out of shits & fucks a long time ago.
The Machine Giveth, But Donny Taketh Away
"It's my latest invention. You give it money and, in return, it gives you candy-- Vending machine? What's a vending machine? Well, this is embarrassing."
"Can you believe they're all out of VHS copies? What the fuck is up with that?"
"So, this is what a Redbox looks like on the inside? Seriously?"
"Could you just get to the point already?"
"It's a trap!"
"That's right. I built this advent calendar with my own two hands."
'Sorry, Mr. Osmond, but I'm afraid that none of your, um, "art" was worthy enough of being featured here. It's nothing personal."
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