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Caption Contest 12-01-2018

Honorable Mentions:

The main course at the reception was the peeking duck. - KariGrant

The bride said I don't and no one saw it coming. - Mervin97

can i get a witne.... oh. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to NOT witness the union of John Gotti and Margaret Giovanni in holy matrimony..." - Mario!!!

Silver:

And now you may miss the bride - Iverneil

Gold:

It started out as a blind date... - Rodney Dean

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Comment by MacSpruce on December 13, 2018 at 9:04pm

After the rock musician she'd married in California died of an overdose, Sally Simpson spent years making her way back to Tommy, and when they finally married, many of the surviving disciples – eyeshades, earplugs and corks in place – attended their pinball wedding.

Comment by Jams3kds on December 12, 2018 at 5:49pm

Sadly they died shortly after the wedding when they inadvertently drove off a cliff leaving for their honeymoon.

Comment by Jams3kds on December 12, 2018 at 5:46pm

A crop duster's dream come true

Comment by Jams3kds on December 12, 2018 at 5:46pm

We've secretly replaced Gary's fiance with a 62 year old hooker from the South side of town, let's see if he notices. 

Comment by blkbwayne on December 11, 2018 at 9:04am

Rare footage of The Lone Ranger’s wedding

Comment by blkbwayne on December 11, 2018 at 9:03am

Blind set the date 

Comment by MacSpruce on December 10, 2018 at 8:57pm

Guests at the Boeing wedding also received a complimentary pair of socks, ear plugs, a toothbrush and a teeny little tube of toothpaste. 

Comment by MacSpruce on December 10, 2018 at 8:51pm

As dyslexic Christians, they were determined to see no veil. 

Comment by MacSpruce on December 10, 2018 at 8:29pm

Any other bright ideas? 

Comment by JJJ23 on December 10, 2018 at 7:24pm

Do you Eric Stoltz from Mask take this woman..

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 5, 2018 at 4:04pm

50's porn star, Anita Stiffone, and well wishers.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 5, 2018 at 3:30pm

"No dear. It was only one time... But, he always wore a mask."

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 5, 2018 at 2:35pm

"No dear. It was only one time... But, he always wore a mask."

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 5, 2018 at 4:40am

Legendary myth Medusa married... More at 11.

Comment by mellowpuma on December 5, 2018 at 3:15am

can i get a witne.... oh.

Comment by mellowpuma on December 5, 2018 at 3:14am

if any of you happen to be god, you may take off your blindfold for this next part ...

Comment by mellowpuma on December 5, 2018 at 3:12am

who does what now?

Comment by Mario!!! on December 3, 2018 at 9:02am

I think the most surprising thing about the Lone Ranger's wedding wasn't that he married Tonto, but that Silver wasn't even invited.

Comment by Mario!!! on December 3, 2018 at 8:24am

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to NOT witness the union of John Gotti and Margaret Giovanni in holy matrimony..."

Comment by mellowpuma on December 3, 2018 at 4:27am

will they or won't they?  also, who are they?

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