The main course at the reception was the peeking duck. - KariGrant
The bride said I don't and no one saw it coming. - Mervin97
can i get a witne.... oh. - mellowpuma
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to NOT witness the union of John Gotti and Margaret Giovanni in holy matrimony..." - Mario!!!
And now you may miss the bride - Iverneil
It started out as a blind date... - Rodney Dean