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Caption Contest 12-01-2018

Honorable Mentions:

The main course at the reception was the peeking duck. - KariGrant

The bride said I don't and no one saw it coming. - Mervin97

can i get a witne.... oh. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to NOT witness the union of John Gotti and Margaret Giovanni in holy matrimony..." - Mario!!!

Silver:

And now you may miss the bride - Iverneil

Gold:

It started out as a blind date... - Rodney Dean

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Comment by mellowpuma on December 3, 2018 at 4:26am

it's a nice day for a-sight wedding ...

is't a nice day to AVOID EYESTRAIN!

Comment by Ian on December 3, 2018 at 2:41am

This is what happens when a Naturalist marries a Naturist.

Comment by Ian on December 3, 2018 at 2:40am

"Next time on Reba McEntire:  Serial Wedding Crasher"

Comment by Ian on December 3, 2018 at 2:38am

"Note to self: Don't buy her a 400 carat diamond ring if the wedding's going to be in direct sunlight."

Comment by Ian on December 3, 2018 at 2:36am

Against all odds, everyone survived the Grey-Summers wedding.

Comment by Scrunt on December 2, 2018 at 5:17pm

If you think shotgun weddings are a bit uncomfortable, just wait until you experience firing squad nuptials.

Comment by Scrunt on December 2, 2018 at 5:13pm

Although non-members are allowed to attend Scientology weddings, there are a few conditions.

Comment by Rodney Dean on December 2, 2018 at 2:39pm

It started out as a blind date...

Comment by JJJ23 on December 2, 2018 at 9:50am

It's like it's not even two women getting married, very cool , I don't have to be a better person.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 2, 2018 at 5:46am

4 out 5 wedding guests agree... "I'd rather be strapped to an ant hill covered in molasses!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 2, 2018 at 5:44am

Where will you be when "Explosive Diarrhea" strikes and you can't see to find the bathroom!

Comment by Ian on December 2, 2018 at 12:20am

Jerry wondered why they had to say their vows over the Ark of the Covenant.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 1, 2018 at 6:47pm

Later the hokey pokey turned out to be a real disaster.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 1, 2018 at 6:40pm

The bride said I don't and no one saw it coming.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 1, 2018 at 6:34pm

Bill not only stuck out in a crowd because of his bald head, but apparently he didn't know how to put on a blindfold. 

Comment by Mervin97 on December 1, 2018 at 6:30pm

"I went to a wedding and a Febreze commercial broke out."

Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2018 at 3:09pm

I've heard of long wedding ceremonies putting everyone to sleep, but this is ridiculous.

Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2018 at 3:04pm

Three days after the ceremony and they are still trying to find out where the bouquet landed.

Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2018 at 3:04pm

Once you learn that the groom is in the witness protection program, this totally makes sense.

Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2018 at 3:04pm

When you're marrying Medusa, you have to take precautions.

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