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Caption Contest 12-01-2018

Honorable Mentions:

The main course at the reception was the peeking duck. - KariGrant

The bride said I don't and no one saw it coming. - Mervin97

can i get a witne.... oh. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to NOT witness the union of John Gotti and Margaret Giovanni in holy matrimony..." - Mario!!!

Silver:

And now you may miss the bride - Iverneil

Gold:

It started out as a blind date... - Rodney Dean

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Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2018 at 3:03pm

Their marriage was later annulled by the state of Florida due to a lack of witnesses.

Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2018 at 3:03pm

It was funny, until the groom lost his hand during the cake cutting ceremony.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 1, 2018 at 1:44pm

"If anyone has an objection to the joining of these two people in holy matrimony, peek now or forever hold your peace."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 1, 2018 at 1:25pm

Peek-A-Boobs

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 1, 2018 at 1:24pm

"Nothing to see here.  I'm just marrying some butt ugly 83 year old billionaire."

Comment by 38chrysler on December 1, 2018 at 10:33am

Susan wasn't gonna let one little explosive diarrhea episode destroy her big day... now if I only had some clothes-pins she thought...

Comment by KariGrant on November 30, 2018 at 11:46pm

The main course at the reception was the peeking duck.

Comment by KariGrant on November 30, 2018 at 11:44pm

Matrimony, meet hypnomony.

Comment by KariGrant on November 30, 2018 at 11:42pm

Of course. The shine on her ass would blind anyone.

Comment by VomitFlop on November 30, 2018 at 9:26pm

The new season of The Bachelorette is fucking weird.

Comment by VomitFlop on November 30, 2018 at 9:23pm

"Honey, it's just the groom that's not supposed to see you beforehand, not everybody else."

Comment by VomitFlop on November 30, 2018 at 9:16pm

"You think that this is gonna be a successful union? Keep dreaming."

Comment by VomitFlop on November 30, 2018 at 9:14pm

"You do realize that love is not always blind, right?"

Comment by VomitFlop on November 30, 2018 at 9:13pm

"Does anybody else hear some guns loading?"

Comment by VomitFlop on November 30, 2018 at 9:10pm

Blindspotting

Comment by 38chrysler on November 30, 2018 at 8:26pm

Shy women shouldn't wear Peek-A-Boo Dresses for their Weddings.

Comment by 38chrysler on November 30, 2018 at 8:22pm

I Love these Kato Themed Weddings...

Comment by 38chrysler on November 30, 2018 at 8:21pm

Hey!... My Eyes Are Up Here!

Comment by 38chrysler on November 30, 2018 at 8:18pm

....Wendy was determined not to let her flatulence spoil her wedding.... no one would know who it was for sure.

Comment by Iverneil on November 30, 2018 at 8:12pm

And now you may miss the bride

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