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Where will you be when "Explosive Diarrhea" strikes and you can't see to find the bathroom!
Jerry wondered why they had to say their vows over the Ark of the Covenant.
Later the hokey pokey turned out to be a real disaster.
The bride said I don't and no one saw it coming.
Bill not only stuck out in a crowd because of his bald head, but apparently he didn't know how to put on a blindfold.
"I went to a wedding and a Febreze commercial broke out."
I've heard of long wedding ceremonies putting everyone to sleep, but this is ridiculous.
Three days after the ceremony and they are still trying to find out where the bouquet landed.
Once you learn that the groom is in the witness protection program, this totally makes sense.
When you're marrying Medusa, you have to take precautions.
Their marriage was later annulled by the state of Florida due to a lack of witnesses.
It was funny, until the groom lost his hand during the cake cutting ceremony.
"If anyone has an objection to the joining of these two people in holy matrimony, peek now or forever hold your peace."
"Nothing to see here. I'm just marrying some butt ugly 83 year old billionaire."
Susan wasn't gonna let one little explosive diarrhea episode destroy her big day... now if I only had some clothes-pins she thought...
The main course at the reception was the peeking duck.
Matrimony, meet hypnomony.
Of course. The shine on her ass would blind anyone.
The new season of The Bachelorette is fucking weird.
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