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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 2, 2018 at 5:44am

Where will you be when "Explosive Diarrhea" strikes and you can't see to find the bathroom!

Comment by Ian on December 2, 2018 at 12:20am

Jerry wondered why they had to say their vows over the Ark of the Covenant.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 1, 2018 at 6:47pm

Later the hokey pokey turned out to be a real disaster.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 1, 2018 at 6:40pm

The bride said I don't and no one saw it coming.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 1, 2018 at 6:34pm

Bill not only stuck out in a crowd because of his bald head, but apparently he didn't know how to put on a blindfold. 

Comment by Mervin97 on December 1, 2018 at 6:30pm

"I went to a wedding and a Febreze commercial broke out."

Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2018 at 3:09pm

I've heard of long wedding ceremonies putting everyone to sleep, but this is ridiculous.

Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2018 at 3:04pm

Three days after the ceremony and they are still trying to find out where the bouquet landed.

Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2018 at 3:04pm

Once you learn that the groom is in the witness protection program, this totally makes sense.

Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2018 at 3:04pm

When you're marrying Medusa, you have to take precautions.

Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2018 at 3:03pm

Their marriage was later annulled by the state of Florida due to a lack of witnesses.

Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2018 at 3:03pm

It was funny, until the groom lost his hand during the cake cutting ceremony.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 1, 2018 at 1:44pm

"If anyone has an objection to the joining of these two people in holy matrimony, peek now or forever hold your peace."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 1, 2018 at 1:25pm

Peek-A-Boobs

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 1, 2018 at 1:24pm

"Nothing to see here.  I'm just marrying some butt ugly 83 year old billionaire."

Comment by 38chrysler on December 1, 2018 at 10:33am

Susan wasn't gonna let one little explosive diarrhea episode destroy her big day... now if I only had some clothes-pins she thought...

Comment by KariGrant on November 30, 2018 at 11:46pm

The main course at the reception was the peeking duck.

Comment by KariGrant on November 30, 2018 at 11:44pm

Matrimony, meet hypnomony.

Comment by KariGrant on November 30, 2018 at 11:42pm

Of course. The shine on her ass would blind anyone.

Comment by VomitFlop on November 30, 2018 at 9:26pm

The new season of The Bachelorette is fucking weird.

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