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Caption Contest 11-30-2017

Honorable Mentions:

oah noah, gordzirra! - mellowpuma

Airportable - VomitFlop

"Attention! Would someone near Gate 12 please open the window?" - Ian

Bronze:

What's amazing is, the actual bags of peanuts you get nowadays still worked for this scale. - MadAdam

Silver:

...and you thought the leg room in Economy Class was tight before... - 38chrysler

Gold:

They heard there were giant savings - Iverneil

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Comment by blkbwayne on December 6, 2017 at 10:31am

A reunion of the 1949 NBA Champs a local airport 

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 2, 2017 at 10:57am
"And exactly how does penis envy emter into this?"
Comment by Scrunt on December 1, 2017 at 6:14pm

Airport 7’ 7″

Comment by AKAAB on December 1, 2017 at 8:11am

Jan Benes Memorial Airport

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 30, 2017 at 4:43pm

Donald Trump International Airport... "It's huuuuuuuuuuge!!!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 30, 2017 at 4:33pm

Airport security ramped up their efforts to combat the giants who were moving into the nearby neighborhood.

Comment by Iverneil on November 30, 2017 at 3:56pm

Rex Tillerson could see that he would be taking a smaller role.

Comment by Iverneil on November 30, 2017 at 3:24pm

They heard there were giant savings 

Comment by Iverneil on November 30, 2017 at 3:23pm

Look Martha, I gust glued that guy to the van with a loogie.

Comment by Rosedude on November 30, 2017 at 2:18pm
That looks about right considering the amount of leg room on my last flight.
Comment by Rotwang on November 29, 2017 at 9:04pm

Worst. Waterslide park. Ever. 

Comment by Rotwang on November 29, 2017 at 8:55pm

I don't know, I skeptical. You're saying this is a good venue for Burning Man?

Comment by Rotwang on November 29, 2017 at 8:52pm

ooo! Hold on lemme go get my robozilla toy.

Comment by Ian on November 29, 2017 at 7:40pm

"Attention!  Would someone near Gate 12 please open the window?"

Comment by Ian on November 29, 2017 at 7:36pm

"The white zone is for downsized only, there is no re-enlarging in the white zone."

Comment by Ian on November 29, 2017 at 7:34pm

"Actually, every modern airport has one of these.  It's the only safe way to ship lithium batteries overnight."

Comment by KariGrant on November 29, 2017 at 6:41pm

Miniaturization makes departures and arrivals run much more efficiently. However, time is still lost waiting for the damn luggage.

Comment by Mervin97 on November 29, 2017 at 5:08pm

"The Lilliput International airport."

Comment by Scrunt on November 29, 2017 at 5:07pm

In case you were wondering, this is the most exciting thing there is to do in Bismarck on a Saturday night.

Comment by Scrunt on November 29, 2017 at 5:06pm

“Bert, when you told me back when we met 40 years ago that one day we’d be part of the Jet Set, this isn’t what I thought you meant.”

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