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Caption Contest 11-28-2021

Bronze:

Bottom Gun - Scrunt

Silver:

Q was right, JFK Junior came back. - Rosedude

Gold:

Spirit will still hire him... - AKAAB

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Comment by AKAAB on December 3, 2021 at 9:57am

Pilot - Mayday, Mayday, Mayday!
121.5 - Meow...go ahead...GUARD!  
(Pilots get this...)

Comment by AKAAB on December 3, 2021 at 9:55am

Every pilot should know that wherever there is lift, there is sink. 

Comment by AKAAB on December 3, 2021 at 9:54am

This should yield a Bonanza of great captions...

Comment by AKAAB on December 3, 2021 at 9:53am

Need a lift, Doctor?  

Comment by AKAAB on December 3, 2021 at 9:52am

Well, the water is a bit cloudy...

Comment by AKAAB on December 3, 2021 at 9:51am

FS - worked when parked...

Comment by Ian on December 2, 2021 at 5:45pm

"Who's the U-Boat commander?"

Comment by Ian on December 2, 2021 at 5:44pm

"Wait a minute, full reverse!  Look at his face!  It's off!"

Comment by Ian on December 2, 2021 at 5:43pm

Unfortunately Del's deep blue shirt made him invisible to the rescuers.

Comment by Ian on December 2, 2021 at 5:41pm

"Sir, please stop tap dancing and board the craft."

Comment by Ian on December 2, 2021 at 5:39pm

"How am I supposed to get abducted by Bermuda Triangle UfOs if you guys show up?  Get outta here!!" 

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Comment by Ian on December 2, 2021 at 5:34pm

"Don't get too close.  I don't want you to scuff the paint."

Comment by AKAAB on December 1, 2021 at 8:33pm

Any landing you can swim away from is a good one.

Comment by VomitFlop on December 1, 2021 at 3:07pm

"Oh, yeah, that's cool, man, just keep laughing it up & taking pictures. That's not only really helpful, but really big of you as well. Wouldn't want you to strain your brain by daring to request you actually use that phone of yours to call for any assistance whatsoever or anything useful like that. Mine? Funny you should ask! it's currently at the bottom of the sea."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 1, 2021 at 3:03pm

"A little lost? Gee, ya fuckin' think? Hell, so much so, you might as well call me Jack Shephard."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 1, 2021 at 3:02pm

"Oh, look, the sharks have sent a welcoming search party. How wonderful!"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 1, 2021 at 3:01pm

"Guess you won't have to wonder about just the seat being a viable flotation device, eh?"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 1, 2021 at 3:00pm

"Epstein's Island?! Shit, no, I wasn't heading there!"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 1, 2021 at 2:59pm

Black Hawk Drowned

Comment by VomitFlop on December 1, 2021 at 2:59pm

"What the fuck are you prattling on about, Tattoo? I don't see any plane!"

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