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Pilot - Mayday, Mayday, Mayday!121.5 - Meow...go ahead...GUARD! (Pilots get this...)
Every pilot should know that wherever there is lift, there is sink.
This should yield a Bonanza of great captions...
Need a lift, Doctor?
Well, the water is a bit cloudy...
FS - worked when parked...
"Who's the U-Boat commander?"
"Wait a minute, full reverse! Look at his face! It's off!"
Unfortunately Del's deep blue shirt made him invisible to the rescuers.
"Sir, please stop tap dancing and board the craft."
"How am I supposed to get abducted by Bermuda Triangle UfOs if you guys show up? Get outta here!!"
"Don't get too close. I don't want you to scuff the paint."
Any landing you can swim away from is a good one.
"Oh, yeah, that's cool, man, just keep laughing it up & taking pictures. That's not only really helpful, but really big of you as well. Wouldn't want you to strain your brain by daring to request you actually use that phone of yours to call for any assistance whatsoever or anything useful like that. Mine? Funny you should ask! it's currently at the bottom of the sea."
"A little lost? Gee, ya fuckin' think? Hell, so much so, you might as well call me Jack Shephard."
"Oh, look, the sharks have sent a welcoming search party. How wonderful!"
"Guess you won't have to wonder about just the seat being a viable flotation device, eh?"
"Epstein's Island?! Shit, no, I wasn't heading there!"
Black Hawk Drowned
"What the fuck are you prattling on about, Tattoo? I don't see any plane!"
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