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Maybe the all volunteer Air Force was a bad idea!
"I think I'll hang out for a while and then you can drop me off at the morgue."
City folks just don’t get it.
Well, what do you know, maybe dead men DO wear plaid.
When it comes to flying on no frills airlines, you tend to get what you pay for.
“Hey, while you’re down there, how about adjusting my harness? It’s giving me a wedgie like you wouldn’t believe.”
“Don’t worry, you’re wearing a helmet.”
Getting high isn’t for everybody.
Don't worry, I'll aim for that patch of square marshmallows.
Hey what time is it?
Oh, it's four-thiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Getting first in line for black friday has gotten out of control.
I Need More Power Scotty.... We gotta shake these Klingons off our tail...
"I got a stage five clinger! Stage five, virgin, clinger!"
The play Hangman a little differently in Prague.
siri, play an areosmith song related to hang gliding accidents. no not "love in an elevator", c'mon siri we're two straight dudes. inappropriate.
You're About to Die?.... you're pulling my leg, right?
That's it... I'm not giving you a good review on Uber.
I'll call you back later...I gotta drop my Ex off at her Moms house...
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