Comedy Whirled

Caption Contest 11-27-2017

Honorable Mentions:

In Venezuela they do the same thing over toilet paper and loaf of bread. - 38chrysler

Christmas Shopping For Dummies - Gerhardguffaw

I ran into Al Franken at a Black Friday sale. I asked him to help me carry my T.V. but he already had his hands full. - MadAdam

Bronze:

Black and Blue Friday - Rosedude

Silver:

the salemen's attempts at upselling fell upon deaf ears and bloody elbows. - mellowpuma

Gold:

Ironically, this is the only time any of them have stopped sitting around all day watching television and actually gotten some exercise this year. - Scrunt

Comment

Got a funny caption? Join Comedy Whirled!

Join Comedy Whirled

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 6:29am

life hacks:  can't you just pay $30 more for a tv and sleep in?

Comment by Rosedude on November 27, 2017 at 6:08am

Black and Blue Friday

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 5:15am

we can't even give all our money to asia in an orderly fashion.

Comment by 38chrysler on November 27, 2017 at 5:02am

Al Franken Sale... Grab something today!

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 4:58am

let the market decide, who makes it out alive!  friday friday friday!  if jefferson were alive, he'd cream his pants at this much freedom!

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 4:54am

five minutes later, a single champion emerged, vanquished everyone, and bought all 200 tv's.

Comment by 38chrysler on November 27, 2017 at 4:54am

The bald guy got his for Free... the Store said he didnt have Toupee

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 4:51am

the salemen's attempts at upselling fell upon deaf ears and bloody elbows.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 4:50am

it seems as if the store has erected a gauntlet 8 feet wide to accommodate 200 people.  how unfortunate this turned into a frackus.

Comment by 38chrysler on November 27, 2017 at 4:49am

In Venezuela they do the same thing over toilet paper and loaf of bread.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 4:48am

what do we want? MEDIOCRE SCREEN SIZE! when do we want it?  marawareagrah!

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 4:47am

richard moll already left with 5 tv's.

Comment by 38chrysler on November 27, 2017 at 4:45am

Running of the Bullies.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 4:45am

it's like a zombie movie, but not played out.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 4:43am

good job giving hippies a way to fell better than you.

Comment by 38chrysler on November 27, 2017 at 4:37am

Bargains to die for.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 4:35am

is it bad that i have to consciously make my mind not count the white people doing this?

Comment by 38chrysler on November 27, 2017 at 4:35am

Smart TVs.... Dumb People

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 4:33am

the best buy is the buy that happens with honor! in valhalla!

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 4:31am

i went out at 5 am on black friday, just out of curiosity.  i was so disappointed.  no human circus.  no consumerist orangutans.  just a slightly larger crowd of people buying stuff.  shit like this is where a store thinks pictures on social media will be free advertising, and they intentionally create a bottleneck.

© 2018   Whirled Wide Network   Powered by You! Thank You for your continued support.

Badgers  |  Complain Complain Complain  |  Terms of Service