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Caption Contest 11-27-2017

Honorable Mentions:

In Venezuela they do the same thing over toilet paper and loaf of bread. - 38chrysler

Christmas Shopping For Dummies - Gerhardguffaw

I ran into Al Franken at a Black Friday sale. I asked him to help me carry my T.V. but he already had his hands full. - MadAdam

Bronze:

Black and Blue Friday - Rosedude

Silver:

the salemen's attempts at upselling fell upon deaf ears and bloody elbows. - mellowpuma

Gold:

Ironically, this is the only time any of them have stopped sitting around all day watching television and actually gotten some exercise this year. - Scrunt

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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 2, 2017 at 10:56am
The fad of the teens- T.V. crowd surfing.
Comment by JJJ23 on December 1, 2017 at 10:56am

(megaphone) The Internet Exists! That is all.

Comment by JJJ23 on November 29, 2017 at 9:25am

Any of you guys seen the Smart TV's?

Comment by Ian on November 28, 2017 at 10:29pm

2020: A Lack of Space Odyssey

Comment by Scrunt on November 28, 2017 at 10:26pm

They must be shopping at the Maul of America.

Comment by Bill Staples on November 28, 2017 at 12:19pm
And we wonder how SkyNet evolved
Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 11:28pm

we invited trump to come throw tv's at people, but eventually his people quit returning our calls.

Comment by MadAdam on November 27, 2017 at 8:47pm

"I'm sorry Sir, we don't accept Bitcoin".

Comment by MadAdam on November 27, 2017 at 8:42pm

I ran into Al Franken at a Black Friday sale. I asked him to help me carry my T.V. but he already had his hands full.

Comment by MadAdam on November 27, 2017 at 8:41pm

I've already got nice T.V.'s. I just go to these things to do some ass grabbing.

Comment by Scrunt on November 27, 2017 at 7:56pm

Reality TVs

Comment by Iverneil on November 27, 2017 at 6:56pm
LaQueefa gets a new TV every year but her tactics are truly despicable
Comment by VomitFlop on November 27, 2017 at 6:56pm

Idiot Boxing

Comment by Iverneil on November 27, 2017 at 6:52pm
Sadly, most of the TV’s were broken by the time they made it home.
Comment by 38chrysler on November 27, 2017 at 5:21pm

40 is also the average shoppers IQ.

Comment by Scrunt on November 27, 2017 at 5:07pm

That’s a total fucking disgrace.  Doesn’t anyone buy American anymore?

Comment by Scrunt on November 27, 2017 at 5:07pm

Don’t you just hate it when you score a door buster, beating up 3 people in the process, and then fend off hundreds of greedy grab-happy assholes all the way to the checkout counter only to discover you’ve left your wallet at home?

Comment by Scrunt on November 27, 2017 at 5:06pm

Ironically, this is the only time any of them have stopped sitting around all day watching television and actually gotten some exercise this year.

Comment by Scrunt on November 27, 2017 at 5:05pm

“Is this the line to return shitty Samsung TVs?”

Comment by Scrunt on November 27, 2017 at 5:04pm

“And how would you like to pay for that?”

“CHARGE!”

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