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Caption Contest 11-26-2020

Honorable Mentions:

The beginnings of Steelhenge. - Rodney Dean

2020: The Year We Make Contact Tracing Standardized - Ian

“I feel oddly compelled to start playing around with my bone.” - MacSpruce

Bronze:

Between a rock and a hard plate... - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

Build a fence to keep immigrants out, they build a portal. - Mervin97

Gold:

The hardest part about flash flood surfing is the wait. - Scrunt

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Comment by MacSpruce on December 8, 2020 at 7:09pm

Erections have consequences. 

Comment by Mervin97 on November 29, 2020 at 4:58pm

"I here by declare this Little Cuba."

Comment by Mervin97 on November 29, 2020 at 4:49pm

"Is this where I put my penis?"

Comment by Mervin97 on November 29, 2020 at 4:41pm

Build a fence to keep immigrants out, they build a portal. 

Comment by Mervin97 on November 29, 2020 at 4:37pm

"Alexa, give me directions to home."

Comment by JJJ23 on November 29, 2020 at 9:09am

No reception, fuckin' Verizon!

Comment by JJJ23 on November 29, 2020 at 9:04am

Now what the fuck am I gonna call this thing? Umm... maybe Grogu? Sure why not, that's two sounds.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 28, 2020 at 8:29pm

“I feel oddly compelled to start playing around with my bone.”

Comment by MacSpruce on November 28, 2020 at 8:19pm

“Thus spake Sarah who now?”

Comment by MacSpruce on November 28, 2020 at 8:18pm

“Maybe we should come back for another look next time there’s a syzygy.”

Comment by MacSpruce on November 28, 2020 at 8:17pm

“Wait! There’s a tiny inscription. It says… Gillette.”

Comment by MacSpruce on November 28, 2020 at 8:16pm

Given what we’re seeing all around us, I think this one may actually be intended to mark the Twilight of Man.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 28, 2020 at 8:09pm

“Just what do you think it’s doing here, Dave?”

Comment by Ian on November 28, 2020 at 6:28pm

2020: The Year We Make Contact Tracing Standardized

Comment by Ian on November 28, 2020 at 6:21pm

"I don't get it, I've been touching this thing for 127 hours and I still can't figure out how to tuck in my shirt."

Comment by Ian on November 28, 2020 at 6:15pm

"So the planet is actually a giant Fudgsicle?"

Comment by Ian on November 28, 2020 at 6:10pm

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA...  UNLESS YOU BRING JET-SKIS AND TAIL-GATE PARTIES... 

Comment by Scrunt on November 28, 2020 at 6:09pm

"Fuck, Gulliver, watch where you're dropping your razor blades!"

Comment by Scrunt on November 28, 2020 at 12:28pm

"Shit, this silver mining business is really fucking easy!"

Comment by Scrunt on November 28, 2020 at 12:16pm

“Well, I'll be dammed!”

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