The beginnings of Steelhenge. - Rodney Dean
2020: The Year We Make Contact Tracing Standardized - Ian
“I feel oddly compelled to start playing around with my bone.” - MacSpruce
Bronze:
Between a rock and a hard plate... - Gerhardguffaw
Silver:
Build a fence to keep immigrants out, they build a portal. - Mervin97
Gold:
The hardest part about flash flood surfing is the wait. - Scrunt
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Erections have consequences.
"I here by declare this Little Cuba."
"Is this where I put my penis?"
Build a fence to keep immigrants out, they build a portal.
"Alexa, give me directions to home."
No reception, fuckin' Verizon!
Now what the fuck am I gonna call this thing? Umm... maybe Grogu? Sure why not, that's two sounds.
“I feel oddly compelled to start playing around with my bone.”
“Thus spake Sarah who now?”
“Maybe we should come back for another look next time there’s a syzygy.”
“Wait! There’s a tiny inscription. It says… Gillette.”
Given what we’re seeing all around us, I think this one may actually be intended to mark the Twilight of Man.
“Just what do you think it’s doing here, Dave?”
2020: The Year We Make Contact Tracing Standardized
"I don't get it, I've been touching this thing for 127 hours and I still can't figure out how to tuck in my shirt."
"So the planet is actually a giant Fudgsicle?"
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA... UNLESS YOU BRING JET-SKIS AND TAIL-GATE PARTIES...
"Fuck, Gulliver, watch where you're dropping your razor blades!"
"Shit, this silver mining business is really fucking easy!"
“Well, I'll be dammed!”
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