Grab 'em by the cloaca... - 38chrysler
"Of course you get a pardon! You can't help that you're white, fat and easily ruffled!" - Ian
And for dessert, impeach cobbler. - Rotwang
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Grab 'em by the cloaca...
This is just a bunch of gobble-degook!
Trump wanted turkey for Thanksgiving but ended up eating crow.
What is it they say, a hand in bird is worse than Bush?
Why's a baby got his hand up my ass?
Now turn your head and say fake news.
This has to be giving Jeff Sessions PTSD flashbacks.
And then you pull some Grey Poupon out of his ass.
Bill Clinton told me "Gobble Gobble" means something different at the White House.
Are you positive this is the one Obama pardoned??
"I think the turkey I'm going to have to pardon this year will be me."
"Look at the size of those gorgeous breasts! Stand back, boys, I'm about to baste this bird!"
"If I close my eyes she feels just like all those women I grabbed."
"I pardon animals all the time, hell I pardoned a Seal last week."
"Yes sir, he's a strong right wing candidate."
"I don't know if I can get this thing off, I really think we should cook it first sir."
Illegally crossing the Butterwall.
And for dessert, impeach cobbler.
"I had one just like it for breakfast."
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