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Caption Contest 11-26-2019

Bronze:

Grab 'em by the cloaca... - 38chrysler

Silver:

"Of course you get a pardon! You can't help that you're white, fat and easily ruffled!" - Ian

Gold:

And for dessert, impeach cobbler. - Rotwang

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Comment by 38chrysler on November 27, 2019 at 3:39pm

Grab 'em by the cloaca... 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 27, 2019 at 3:34pm

This is just a bunch of gobble-degook!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 27, 2019 at 3:31pm

Trump wanted turkey for Thanksgiving but ended up eating crow.

Comment by JJJ23 on November 27, 2019 at 1:55pm

What is it they say, a hand in bird is worse than Bush?

Comment by JJJ23 on November 27, 2019 at 1:22pm

Why's a baby got his hand up my ass?

Comment by JJJ23 on November 27, 2019 at 1:21pm

Now turn your head and say fake news.

Comment by JJJ23 on November 27, 2019 at 1:18pm

This has to be giving Jeff Sessions PTSD flashbacks.

Comment by Rodney Dean on November 27, 2019 at 10:27am

And then you pull some Grey Poupon out of his ass.

Comment by Rodney Dean on November 27, 2019 at 10:23am

Bill Clinton told me "Gobble Gobble" means something different at the White House.

Comment by Iverneil on November 27, 2019 at 9:08am

Are you positive this is the one Obama pardoned?? 

Comment by Mario!!! on November 27, 2019 at 8:39am

"I think the turkey I'm going to have to pardon this year will be me."

Comment by Mario!!! on November 27, 2019 at 8:38am

"Look at the size of those gorgeous breasts!  Stand back, boys, I'm about to baste this bird!"

Comment by Rosedude on November 27, 2019 at 7:09am

"If I close my eyes she feels just like all those women I grabbed."

Comment by Jams3kds on November 27, 2019 at 7:04am

"I pardon animals all the time, hell I pardoned a Seal last week."

Comment by Jams3kds on November 27, 2019 at 7:00am

"Yes sir, he's a strong right wing candidate." 

Comment by Jams3kds on November 27, 2019 at 6:58am

"I don't know if I can get this thing off, I really think we should cook it first sir."

Comment by Rotwang on November 27, 2019 at 4:51am

Turlame-ducken

Comment by Rotwang on November 27, 2019 at 4:46am

Illegally crossing the Butterwall.

Comment by Rotwang on November 27, 2019 at 4:44am

And for dessert, impeach cobbler. 

Comment by Ian on November 27, 2019 at 2:42am

"I had one just like it for breakfast."

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