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Comment by MacSpruce on December 1, 2019 at 10:56am

"That other turkey, it was whimpering and crying, begging for its life. It died like a dog, it died like a coward.  And then we ate it."

Comment by MacSpruce on November 28, 2019 at 8:25pm

"I pardon you because you're a good turkey. In fact, you're a finger-lickin good turkey. You know what, forget about the pardon."

Comment by MacSpruce on November 28, 2019 at 8:17pm

"I'm doing this as a favor to my friend Erdogan, the president of turkeys, who I met on the same trip that I met the prince of whales."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 28, 2019 at 4:57pm

Even though the bird was pardoned, it still fled to Canada!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 28, 2019 at 4:55pm

BREAKING NEWS...

Turkey invades America!  "Time to duck and cover"... states President Trump!!!

Comment by Ian on November 28, 2019 at 2:44am

"Of course you get a pardon! You can't help that you're white, fat and easily ruffled!"

Comment by 38chrysler on November 28, 2019 at 12:14am

...Turkeys with big breasts are huge trouble... the last one I got caught with cost me a $130,000.

Comment by Iverneil on November 27, 2019 at 7:48pm

Is that a fuse coming out of its ass??

Comment by Iverneil on November 27, 2019 at 7:47pm

While the official turkey guy said his last goodbyes, Trump instructed his executioner on how he wants the whole thing to go down.

Comment by Mervin97 on November 27, 2019 at 6:38pm

"My hand is stuck."

Comment by Mervin97 on November 27, 2019 at 6:38pm

"This bird could feed the whole Ukraine." 

Comment by Mervin97 on November 27, 2019 at 6:37pm

"Give me the wing, the rest is pardoned."

Comment by Mervin97 on November 27, 2019 at 6:35pm

"Get in my mouth."

Comment by Scrunt on November 27, 2019 at 6:27pm

"Save the West Wing for me. It's my favorite!"

Comment by Scrunt on November 27, 2019 at 6:23pm

"Is that a bullet hole in the front of that turkey?  I suspect fowl play!"

Comment by Scrunt on November 27, 2019 at 6:20pm

"How would you like to be the new ambassador to the Ukraine?"

Comment by Scrunt on November 27, 2019 at 6:19pm

"Big breasts, shapely legs and a bird brain. We should call her Stormy Daniels."

Comment by Scrunt on November 27, 2019 at 6:18pm

"Jive turkey?  Who you calling a jive turkey you fowl mouthed liberal asshole?"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 27, 2019 at 3:42pm

"I'll name this bird, No Quid Pro Quo."

Comment by 38chrysler on November 27, 2019 at 3:39pm

Grab 'em by the cloaca... 

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