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Caption Contest 11-25-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Turdickin - Iverneil

Heard of Jerk Chicken? Well I'm Jive Turkey! - Rodney Dean

Get back. He's emitting a fowl odor. - KariGrant

Bronze:

♩♫ I've - been turkin' on the rail-road… - MacSpruce

Silver:

"Too bad you're not on the Gravy Train." - Ian

Gold:

Trust me, you don't want to know where he's keeping the stuffing. - Scrunt

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Comment by MacSpruce on November 25, 2018 at 9:02pm

Just following orders. I was told, "Gobble, gobble, gobble!" 

Comment by Mervin97 on November 25, 2018 at 8:59pm

"Ironically I don't like dark meat."

Comment by Mervin97 on November 25, 2018 at 8:57pm

"Yes technically I'm a cannibal." 

Comment by MacSpruce on November 25, 2018 at 8:57pm

When turkey goes bad.

Comment by Ian on November 25, 2018 at 8:57pm

"Too bad you're not on the Gravy Train."

Comment by Mervin97 on November 25, 2018 at 8:53pm

"Give me a break I missed laundry day."

Comment by MacSpruce on November 25, 2018 at 8:52pm

Authorities haven't ruled out fowl play..

Comment by Mervin97 on November 25, 2018 at 8:52pm

OK P.E.T.A we get it already.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 25, 2018 at 8:36pm

Shouldn't he be eating a pilgrim?

Comment by MacSpruce on November 25, 2018 at 8:36pm

♩♫  I've - been turkin' on the rail-road… 

Comment by Scrunt on November 25, 2018 at 3:29pm

Proof: You Are What You Eat!

Comment by Scrunt on November 25, 2018 at 3:06pm

"Dave, when you invited me out to a turkey lunch at Subway, this isn't what I thought you meant."

Comment by Scrunt on November 25, 2018 at 3:01pm

Fine Feathered Young Cannibal

Comment by Scrunt on November 25, 2018 at 3:01pm

“So, which of you lovely ladies is into dark meat?”

Comment by Scrunt on November 25, 2018 at 3:01pm

“Anyone want to jerk on my wishbone?”

Comment by Scrunt on November 25, 2018 at 3:00pm

“It's a turkey eat turkey world and I'm staying on top of the food chain!”

Comment by Scrunt on November 25, 2018 at 3:00pm

Trust me, you don't want to know where he's keeping the stuffing.

Comment by VomitFlop on November 25, 2018 at 10:35am

"Do you smell what the Plymouth Rock is cooking?"

Comment by VomitFlop on November 25, 2018 at 10:06am

The Turkinator

Comment by VomitFlop on November 25, 2018 at 10:04am

Black Fridays Matter

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