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"Ironically I don't like dark meat."
"Yes technically I'm a cannibal."
When turkey goes bad.
"Too bad you're not on the Gravy Train."
"Give me a break I missed laundry day."
Authorities haven't ruled out fowl play..
OK P.E.T.A we get it already.
Shouldn't he be eating a pilgrim?
♩♫ I've - been turkin' on the rail-road…
Proof: You Are What You Eat!
"Dave, when you invited me out to a turkey lunch at Subway, this isn't what I thought you meant."
Fine Feathered Young Cannibal
“So, which of you lovely ladies is into dark meat?”
“Anyone want to jerk on my wishbone?”
“It's a turkey eat turkey world and I'm staying on top of the food chain!”
Trust me, you don't want to know where he's keeping the stuffing.
"Do you smell what the Plymouth Rock is cooking?"
Black Fridays Matter
Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales
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