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The look you give when someone mentions tofu.
"Chick-fil-a is fabbbbulous!"
Wow, suddenly I’m in the mood for a Turkey Subway Sandwich
If you see something, fillet something.
i like big boocks and i cannot lie.
the meme drought is real, and shows no sign of letting up. fortunately, many urban hipsters have been working around the clock, but to no avail.
don't ask him where the gravy is.
all birds are cannibals. the more you know, the darker the world gets.
so legalizing "cannibus" is a different thing?
I'm just sayin'...I like white meat, ladies.
"Waddle you do when you have to get off?"
"Get off? I barely met her!"
Get back. He's emitting a fowl odor.
Not even the first cannibal on that subway train that day.
man-spreading eventually leads to something like this
"All you bitchy vegans can fucking eat me!"
Ironically, his name is Tom Carver.
"People, relax, it's just a really big pheasant."
Just following orders. I was told, "Gobble, gobble, gobble!"
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