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Caption Contest 11-24-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Astronut - Gerhardguffaw

I’d be curious to see the underside. - Iverneil

The Wrong Stuff - Scrunt

if you were to merge the ideas of a wife beater t-shirt and a space shuttle ... well here you have it. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

If he can just get enough fairy dust to get the rocket off the ground the world would know the truth. - Mervin97

Silver:

It's turtles all the way up, I tell's ya! - JJJ23

Gold:

It was either this, or a position in Trump's cabinet. - Rosedude

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Comment by KariGrant on Monday

Ironically, he drinks Folgers, because it's "mountain grown."

Comment by blkbwayne on December 8, 2017 at 9:20am

Couldn’t he just used a car???

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 2, 2017 at 10:53am
"Bellevue, we have a problem."
Comment by JJJ23 on November 29, 2017 at 9:33am

Hell man, can you even prove that circles are real? 

Comment by JJJ23 on November 29, 2017 at 9:30am

It's turtles all the way up, I tell's ya!

Comment by JJJ23 on November 29, 2017 at 9:29am

When you come back I want to pick your brain about heaven and hell too. I'll just dig it out of the grass.

Comment by Mario!!! on November 27, 2017 at 8:32am

From rocket to missile in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Blast Off!

Comment by Mario!!! on November 27, 2017 at 8:29am

In response, North Korea nuked Guam and confirmed the Earth is actually square.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 5:55am

if you were to merge the ideas of a wife beater t-shirt and a space shuttle ... well here you have it.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 5:45am

his cable company did him wrong, so now he's going to "deliverance" their satellite.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 5:40am

one of these days ... bang!  zoom! pow! right in the kisser! you're going right to the moon!

(doesn't this make more sense as an instrument of domestic abuse?)

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 5:36am

i'm sure the paint chipping around his spot welded rivets are ok, because he used "space paint".

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 5:31am

ground control to major qualm ...

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 5:26am

scars fell on alabama last night.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 5:25am

hitler thought white people were the master race ... but he hadn't been to alabama.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 27, 2017 at 5:24am

he put his snowblower covered with a bath towel in the picture for "ambiance".

Comment by Iverneil on November 26, 2017 at 3:59pm

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Comment by Rotwang on November 26, 2017 at 8:52am

I know it's a bit complicated, but hey man, it ain't like it's rocket religion.  

Comment by Rotwang on November 26, 2017 at 8:50am

This guy is gonna be a star. 

Comment by Rosedude on November 25, 2017 at 6:29pm

It was either this, or a position in Trump's cabinet.

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