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"Soccer? We never touched her!"
In Sports News, Kanye West just purchased a Soccer team
No guys, I said how much does this challah cost?
Sag Nichts Böses
“Simon says, put your right hand over your mouth…”
“Equipment Manager, get the breath mints stat!”
“The next person who says a fucking word gets castrated!”
We forgot our masks.
How come every time I see a group of Germans rallying together I get nervous?
Finding themselves in the basement of Group E after two games, team Germany tries to muffle their screams of agony.
Never order sushi in the desert.
"Come on guys we practiced this, everyone can't be speak no evil."
"Psalm"? "Psalm West"? Seriously?
"So you're gonna take care of that little problem over in Jersey?"
"Yeah, if I can shake the Feds."
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