"Don't marry a mermaid! It's always take out the garbage, iron my clothes, feed the sharks..." - Gerhardguffaw
I'm almost done, shit, don't bite my head off! - JJJ23
And then there was Jeremy Cousteau. - Iverneil
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He'd soon have more pressing issues to contend with..
As it turned out, he needn't have bothered to iron the left arm of the shirt.
I don't think he realizes that he will just have to turn around and bring them to the DRY cleaners
Where the fuck did he find an outlet down there?
"The 'Low' setting on this thing is ridiculous"
Stay-at-home dads have no natural anemones.
Davy Jones’ launderer
The shark was an unexpected wrinkle..
Dammit! I said I wanted them dry cleaned!
The cause of death was listed as iron deficiency.
And then there was Jeremy Cousteau.
He gets board doing the most exciting things
That's why I only buy Dockers™ no wrinkle scuba suits.
Coming this Fall to a "Midnight Movie" near you: Jean-Claude Van Damme is Pressed For Time.
This answers the question, where does Aquaman get his laundry done?
The new Ronco deep sea iron, now with shark repellent.
Leave it to Ron Popeil to come up with a deep sea diving iron.
I think this is what my grandma envisions when I tell her I really enjoy Iron Man comics.
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