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Caption Contest 11-23-2019

Bronze:

"Don't marry a mermaid!  It's always take out the garbage, iron my clothes, feed the sharks..." - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

I'm almost done, shit, don't bite my head off! - JJJ23

Gold:

And then there was Jeremy Cousteau. - Iverneil

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Comment by MacSpruce on December 6, 2019 at 10:20am

He'd soon have more pressing issues to contend with.. 

Comment by MacSpruce on November 28, 2019 at 7:41pm

As it turned out, he needn't have bothered to iron the left arm of the shirt. 

Comment by Jams3kds on November 27, 2019 at 6:50am

I don't think he realizes that he will just have to turn around and bring them to the DRY cleaners

Comment by Jams3kds on November 27, 2019 at 6:48am

Where the fuck did he find an outlet down there?

Comment by Jams3kds on November 27, 2019 at 6:47am

"The 'Low' setting on this thing is ridiculous"

Comment by Ian on November 26, 2019 at 7:21pm

Stay-at-home dads have no natural anemones.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 25, 2019 at 9:08pm

Davy Jones’ launderer

Comment by MacSpruce on November 25, 2019 at 9:07pm

The shark was an unexpected wrinkle..

Comment by MacSpruce on November 25, 2019 at 9:04pm

Dammit! I said I wanted them dry cleaned!

Comment by MacSpruce on November 25, 2019 at 9:04pm

The cause of death was listed as iron deficiency.

Comment by Iverneil on November 25, 2019 at 3:39pm

And then there was Jeremy Cousteau.

Comment by blkbwayne on November 25, 2019 at 10:37am

He gets board doing the most exciting things 

Comment by blkbwayne on November 25, 2019 at 10:35am

Iron lung

Comment by Mario!!! on November 25, 2019 at 8:36am

That's why I only buy Dockers™ no wrinkle scuba suits.

Comment by Mario!!! on November 25, 2019 at 8:34am

Coming this Fall to a "Midnight Movie" near you: Jean-Claude Van Damme is Pressed For Time.

Comment by Mervin97 on November 25, 2019 at 5:09am

This answers the question, where does Aquaman get his laundry done?

Comment by Mervin97 on November 25, 2019 at 5:07am

The new Ronco deep sea iron, now with shark repellent. 

Comment by Mervin97 on November 25, 2019 at 5:04am

"Shark...what shark?"

Comment by Mervin97 on November 25, 2019 at 5:03am

Leave it to Ron Popeil to come up with a deep sea diving iron.

Comment by Scrunt on November 24, 2019 at 8:07pm

I think this is what my grandma envisions when I tell her I really enjoy Iron Man comics.

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