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Caption Contest 11-23-2019

Bronze:

"Don't marry a mermaid!  It's always take out the garbage, iron my clothes, feed the sharks..." - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

I'm almost done, shit, don't bite my head off! - JJJ23

Gold:

And then there was Jeremy Cousteau. - Iverneil

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Comment by Scrunt on November 24, 2019 at 3:11pm

It doesn't matter who you are and where you live, if you're a family man there is always laundry to be done.

Comment by Scrunt on November 24, 2019 at 3:09pm

This is the dumbest Ironman competition ever!

Comment by Scrunt on November 24, 2019 at 3:08pm

"We're gonna need a bigger board."

Comment by Scrunt on November 24, 2019 at 3:07pm

That's so unsafe!  What kind of idiot uses an electric iron near water?

Comment by Scrunt on November 24, 2019 at 3:03pm

"Hold your horses, I'm almost done ironing your shark-proof vest.  You don't want to look like some poor wrinkled slob do you?"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 24, 2019 at 4:04am

"I'm just ironing bored."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 24, 2019 at 3:56am

Where will you be when President Trump tweets?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 24, 2019 at 3:53am

Coming this Christmas...

Watch as Detective Fish goes undercover at an aquarium to hunt for thieves stealing shark dung to make Christmas cookies in, "Please, Not Another Jaws Movie!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 24, 2019 at 3:39am

"Don't marry a mermaid!  It's always take out the garbage, iron my clothes, feed the sharks..."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 24, 2019 at 3:36am

The episode Jacques Cousteau jumped the shark.

Comment by VomitFlop on November 23, 2019 at 11:34pm

"That is one odd little figurine you got in your aquarium."

Comment by VomitFlop on November 23, 2019 at 11:31pm

"Oh, no! This isn't my surfboard!"

Comment by VomitFlop on November 23, 2019 at 11:31pm

"I'm here to help this poor shark with it's iron deficiency."

Comment by VomitFlop on November 23, 2019 at 11:29pm

He wouldn't be the first launderer to go sleeping with the fishes.

Comment by VomitFlop on November 23, 2019 at 11:29pm

Load Shark

Comment by VomitFlop on November 23, 2019 at 11:28pm

"Damn, I probably should've bought some Tide."

Comment by Rotwang on November 23, 2019 at 9:08pm

A woman needs an ironing board like a fish needs a man.

Comment by JJJ23 on November 23, 2019 at 6:24pm

I'm almost done, shit, don't bite my head off!

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