"Don't marry a mermaid! It's always take out the garbage, iron my clothes, feed the sharks..." - Gerhardguffaw
I'm almost done, shit, don't bite my head off! - JJJ23
And then there was Jeremy Cousteau. - Iverneil
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It doesn't matter who you are and where you live, if you're a family man there is always laundry to be done.
This is the dumbest Ironman competition ever!
"We're gonna need a bigger board."
That's so unsafe! What kind of idiot uses an electric iron near water?
"Hold your horses, I'm almost done ironing your shark-proof vest. You don't want to look like some poor wrinkled slob do you?"
"I'm just ironing bored."
Where will you be when President Trump tweets?
Coming this Christmas...
Watch as Detective Fish goes undercover at an aquarium to hunt for thieves stealing shark dung to make Christmas cookies in, "Please, Not Another Jaws Movie!"
"Don't marry a mermaid! It's always take out the garbage, iron my clothes, feed the sharks..."
The episode Jacques Cousteau jumped the shark.
"That is one odd little figurine you got in your aquarium."
"Oh, no! This isn't my surfboard!"
"I'm here to help this poor shark with it's iron deficiency."
He wouldn't be the first launderer to go sleeping with the fishes.
"Damn, I probably should've bought some Tide."
A woman needs an ironing board like a fish needs a man.
I'm almost done, shit, don't bite my head off!
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