Honorable Mentions:
Bottoms up indeed. - VomitFlop
I should have had a V8...... - blkbwayne
...everything was going fine until he decided to try the Red Bull.. - 38chrysler
Bronze:
"It's always better when it's fresh squeezed!" - Mario!!!
Silver:
Urine go Bragh - Gerhardguffaw
Gold:
When life gives you lemurs make lemurade. - Rosedude
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And just like that...
When life gives you lemurs make lemurade.
Got to get that taste of Subway and child prostitute pussy outta your mouth somehow.
...everything was going fine until he decided to try the Red Bull..
I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. "Let my armies be the rocks, and the monkeys in the trees, and the birds in the sky."
Planets of The Apes (Directors Cut)
I should have had a V8......
Joe could never see the forest for the pees......
"Wow, Steve, you're really pissing off that monkey!"
This one time at gland camp...
You should see what he does with a Hyena!
Larry was an excellent plumber. He always knew how to fix a leak.
And Ted wonders why he can't get a date!
Urine go Bragh
“I thought you meant you were into candy, bro.”
“No, rhesus pee, sis.”
Mountain Eww
He takes a wee drink now and then..
And now you know where Mountain Dew really comes from.
“Hey, lemur me some too!”
It’s mind boggling what some anti-vaxxers will actually ingest to prevent getting infected.
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