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Last time, they wore jeans and T-shirts. This time they're lodging a formal complaint.
A Crude Awakening
This is why nobody likes to do business with the Valdez family.
Ever feel as if your head is about to explode?
And what are we "exchanging" this for exactly?
Even the Kool-aid man isn't this slick.
You and me is like oil and water..which one of us is supposed to be water?
Being a lobbyist is quite a gas.
I told you we shouldn't have ordered the hi-test after all that beer!
Please donate generously, so that, together, we can find a cure for cannister.
Fuel me once, shame on you. Fuel me twice, Exxon me.
Call Jumpin' Jack Flash & Associates for all your pyromaniacal needs. 555-BURN
Rock Bottom Gear
"What? Haven't you ever seen a couple of petrolheads before?"
"Can they even call us lobbyists if we're banned from entering the lobby?"
"Hey Derrick, I'm not fueling well." (Mostly swiped from Mervin97)
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