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You kids are too young to remember the old UFC.
"Hell, even my pawns have bigger balls than you."
"Yea well my queen has bigger balls than you."
It looks wimpy but each piece weighs 75 pounds.
At the weigh-in they just weigh your head.
Next time we play shirts and skins, can we include the ref?
Paul was glad he did all those crunches in case he lost the coin toss.
This match was dubbed, "The Snoozefest In Budapest!"
The ref could care less! She's just there to fulfill her community service sentence.
It was either this or Strip Backgammon.
"Down goes Kasparov! Down goes Kasparov! Down goes Kasparov!"
The first rule of the Chessboxing Club is that you don't talk about the Chessboxing Club. It's just too damn embarrassing.
Daryl's mind was already 37 moves ahead, to where he's removing the referee's panties.
Curses, I guess it’s time to punch him in the face.
And this is better than Foxy Boxing how?
“Float like a butterfly and sting like a queen!”
My favorite rule is that you only have until the count of 10 to get your King out of check or they call the fight.
“Damn it, Rocky! Keep moving, use your jab and watch out for his vicious left rook!”
I wonder if they're listening to Queen
You think using these funny looking checkers is odd... how about them making us wear cups on our ears?
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