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Memorial statue to the founder of Scotts Valley - B.F. Notayeti
"Put your hands over your head! Comply! I will not ask you again!"
Police investigate another twigfoot sighting.
"What's your name please, sir?"
"Wooden you like to know!"
The Texas Chainsaw Masterpiece
"Curb your enthusiasm, Sarge!"
"The litter problem is getting bigger around here."
"He's just standing there staring off into space, like he's pining after someone."
"Headquarters, send an M.E. we have another stiff."
Even the King of Social Distancing can have an off day.
"Well no wonder Charlize Theron won an Oscar™ for Monster!"
"Now I know how Travis Walton felt." Sasquatch thought.
Jon and Ponch encounter some actual chips.
Hey Sarge, there’s something all over the back of this thing, what do you suppose it is?
"Sarge, when you said we were going to hit the streets and crackdown on some monkey business, this isn't what I thought you meant."
When it came to discovering who left this on the side of the road, the police were totally stumped.
Despite the low crime rate, being a campus cop for the Scotts Valley Art College is never boring.
“STOP CARVING IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!”
“Bigfoot? Looks more like Big-gut if you ask me.”
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