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Caption Contest 11-17-2019

Bronze:

"I need a male assist on...  I mean, I need a female assist on...  I mean, I need a fucking vacation, man!" - Mario!!!

Silver:

Ma'am, it's for everyone's safety. You'd be surprised what some people try to tuck away. - JJJ23

Gold:

“I’m sure it’s just all my genital piercings that’s setting it off. Wanna see?” - Scrunt

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Comment by blkbwayne on November 23, 2019 at 10:39pm

To secure Airport is a human... to board Devine

Comment by Iverneil on November 22, 2019 at 6:13pm

Sorry Rudy, you’re going to have to do better than that if you plan on leaving the country.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 22, 2019 at 6:15am

this is standard on all trans atlantic flights.  also you stated the reason for your trip as being "fabulousness"

Comment by MacSpruce on November 20, 2019 at 8:43pm

"Is this a bust?"

Comment by Scrunt on November 18, 2019 at 5:07pm

“How can this be considered profiling when I don’t even know what the hell you are?”

Comment by Scrunt on November 18, 2019 at 5:07pm

Even though Maureen was covered in latex and he was wearing gloves, Ivan still didn’t feel adequately protected.

Comment by Scrunt on November 18, 2019 at 5:06pm

After all the recent on-campus shootings, even Beauty Schools are cracking down on security.

Comment by Scrunt on November 18, 2019 at 5:06pm

“I’m sure it’s just all my genital piercings that’s setting it off. Wanna see?”

Comment by Scrunt on November 18, 2019 at 5:06pm

Raul thought this type of stuff would stop once Trans World Airlines went out of business. He was wrong.

Comment by 38chrysler on November 18, 2019 at 2:01pm

...the sleeves are made from my labiaplasties...

Comment by Rodney Dean on November 18, 2019 at 11:07am

My clothes are by Armani, and my hair is by Elaine.

Comment by JJJ23 on November 18, 2019 at 11:00am

Ma'am, it's for everyone's safety. You'd be surprised what some people try to tuck away.

Comment by Mario!!! on November 18, 2019 at 8:42am

"I need a male assist on...  I mean, I need a female assist on...  I mean, I need a fucking vacation, man!"

Comment by Mario!!! on November 18, 2019 at 8:29am

"Ma'am, for the last time, we're not going to give you a full body cavity search, so stop asking for one."

Comment by Jams3kds on November 18, 2019 at 6:50am

"No, I'm not smuggling a cucumber..."

Comment by Jams3kds on November 18, 2019 at 6:49am

The main reason why TSA lines seem to drag on and on

Comment by Rosedude on November 17, 2019 at 8:53pm

"Your secret is safe with me, Mr. Pence."

Comment by Ian on November 17, 2019 at 7:54pm

"That's Quaid!  Get him!"

Comment by Rotwang on November 17, 2019 at 2:09pm

This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted you to wand me.

Comment by blkbwayne on November 17, 2019 at 7:41am

Devine Intervention 

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