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...you won't let me in because I'm black isn't it? - 38chrysler
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I heard Persians are known for being Terrorists... so Iran away.
The Cop was definitely Profiling... he only stopped the Persians.
I thought that woman was walking funny.... and then her pussy just fell out...
“I Tawt I taw a puddy tat! I did! I did taw a puddy tat!”
A Tail of Two Kitties
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
“No freebies! Buy a fucking ticket like everybody else!”
To Cat a Thief
Cat on a Cold Steel Floor
What’s the matter, cat got your tongue sculpture?
trump hotels grab it by the pussy all day
And you thought your job was pathetic.
I Can Has Culture?
"But I heard the featured exhibit was Cat Ass Trophies."
Please let me back in... I have to jump off the roof eight more times to complete my suicide...
'I should have gone for the five hole'
...you won't let me in because I'm black isn't it?
How to Tell From a Distance if a Museum Serves Sushi
I'm sorry I shit on your pillow... let me back in and I promise I will only shit in your shoes from now on....
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