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After Academy Awards voting is complete, the results go to Pricewaterhouse Cooper for safekeeping until the televised ceremony.
The Illuminati's really not as complicated as you think.........strange, yes............complicated, no.
Old McDonald had a laboratory........E- I -E- I - O.........
He was attracted to their sheepish grins.
the verdict is in: sheep prefer the "up do".
Keeps requesting Jodie Foster.
"Don't be scared, we're just asking your opinion, there are no bad answers...............only Baa aa aa ad answers!!! Get it, see what I did? You don't get it............damn farm animals.
The Sheepish Vagina Monologues
She also works the glory hole at the Sunoco bathroom.
Wow, that goat would fuck anything with two legs.....or four.
The goat has spoken, bitch face is the new smile.
"Expecto Ovis aries confundo!"
Welcome to the C.I.A.: Training sheep to distrust hippies since 1947.
"Whenever feasible, one should always try to eat the rude."
The Men Who Stare at Goats Staring At Women
I don't want to butt heads with you people but I gotta go?
How many times I have to tell you guys? I don't know nuthin!!
Scene from Stanley Kubrick’s Sophie’s Choice.
“That settles it. We’re casting Emma Watson as Little Bo Peep!”
“It’s the best test we have today for detecting a wolf in sheep’s clothing.”
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