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Why do frogs drink IPA? It's the hops!
"This bench is hurting my ass! Waitress, do you have any toadstools?"
"Attention please: Whoever owns the yellow and blue amphicar parked illegally in front of the hydrant, your car is being towed."
"I haven't the froggiest notion of what we're croaking about anymore."
That hot waitress batted her membrane at me.
And I loved that post you made on Rebbitt...well, you know what I mean.
"Let me tell you guys a story about a guy I know, Jeremiah was a bullfrogWas a good friend of mineI never understood a single word he saidBut I helped him a-drink his wineAnd he always had some mighty fine wine."
"If anyone new where my legs have been no one would want to eat them hahahaha."
"Just because I said ribbet as she hopped by she called me a slime ball."
"I drank so much I feel like my eyes are popping out of my head."
"Please don't drink and hop, always have a designated hopper."
Waitress: "Tonight's special is Frog Legs. Can I take your order?"
RIB IT BEER...
"The suds that made Golden Pond famous!"
"... and then she told me to take a flying leap off a lily pad! Silly! Silly!"
"The next round of pond scum is on me!"
"Tonight we drink for tomorrow we croak."
"Here's to Elliot for saving our lives!"
Time's Fun when you're having Flies...
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