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Caption Contest 11-10-2016

Honorable Mentions:

"Facepalm Tree" - VomitFlop

"Wren and Stumpy" - KariGrant

"Why did I try to flash Medusa?  Why??" - Ian

"... the "Pollster"...." - 38chrysler

Bronze:

"Melaniacholy and The Infinite Sadness" - JJJ23

Silver:

"I can't believe I was gulled into voting for Trump." - MacSpruce

Gold:

"A Tern for the worst." - Iverneil

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Comment by MacSpruce on November 20, 2016 at 8:34am

If you think things are bad now, just wait till the chickens come home to roost.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 17, 2016 at 10:51am

A crestfallen voter named Gump

Was distraught over 'President Trump'

As he moaned in despair

A bird shit in his hair

While he skewered himself on a stump.

Comment by Iverneil on November 15, 2016 at 4:56pm

A Tern for the worst.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 15, 2016 at 11:16am
Where will you be when petrified diarrhea hits?
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 15, 2016 at 11:07am
Don't blame me! I voted for anal.
Comment by Rodney Dean on November 15, 2016 at 9:31am

The Unknown 12th man.

Comment by 38chrysler on November 13, 2016 at 6:54am

Birds Of A Fretter...

Comment by JJJ23 on November 12, 2016 at 4:34pm

Sad

Comment by Rotwang on November 12, 2016 at 1:18am

Trunk in the junk.

Comment by JJJ23 on November 11, 2016 at 8:32pm

Dave, c'mon man pick your head up. I told you to stop watching The Walking Dead. You seen anybody drop any food out here today?

Comment by JJJ23 on November 11, 2016 at 8:24pm

Bird, sad, stump...is it Woody Allen? No, there's no kid.

Comment by JJJ23 on November 11, 2016 at 8:18pm

Melaniacholy and The Infinite Sadness

Comment by Rotwang on November 11, 2016 at 4:13pm

The Statue of Libbirdtree

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 11, 2016 at 4:04pm

Humiliated by hemorrhoids?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 11, 2016 at 4:01pm

Statue of Limitations  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 11, 2016 at 4:00pm

Enema of the State  

Comment by Scrunt on November 11, 2016 at 3:36pm

Don't you just hate it when you go to bed with a beautiful swan and you wake up with a fat ugly pigeon?

Comment by Scrunt on November 11, 2016 at 3:27pm

Don't judge!  You might have lost control of your bowels too when the volcano erupted back in Pompeii.

Comment by Scrunt on November 11, 2016 at 3:25pm

And that was the last time David peeked while playing Hide-And-Seek with Medusa ever again.

Comment by Scrunt on November 11, 2016 at 3:21pm

Unlike his now pillar-of-salt of a wife, Lot refused to look back as he fled Sodom.

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