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The Crateful Living Dead
The old age home and the funeral home decided it would be practical to merge their operations.
"I don’t know what it is, Doc, but every morning I wake up coughin’."
Good Mourning, Vietnam
For when you're dead tired.
"Must be Hannibal Lecter's bento boxes."
This is why professional closet organizers should never be hired to design a hotel.
Some people have a real hard time thinking outside the box.
They really need to do something about the housing problem in Japan.
The efficient way to commit hari kari.
"You may now drink the Kool Aid."
Jap in the Box
And that was the last time I stayed at the Hanoi Hilton ever again.
Must be the North Korean Cabinet members.
For whom the gong tolls; it tolls for Lees.
Life is like a box of rigor mortis.
Getting ready for their exit interview.
Dead Times At Ridgemont Nursing Home
They were warned not to eat the week-old sushi.
This weekend only...
The annual 50% Off Sale at "Casket Case!"
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