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Talk about being prepared.
"Breath in..... breath out..... breath in.... breath out. Now stop."
Zen and the art of decomposition.
The Woking Dead
Finally, someone opened an actual RESTaurant.
"Looks like everyone ordered the Fugu tonight."
"If you hear clawing & moaning outside your coffin, do not open it no matter what!"
"If this doesn't cure your insomnia, then nothing will."
"Thank Buddha these tissues are here. Hate to make a mess of things in there once the lid goes down."
The last thing you'd want to incur is a vamp's ire.
"Now go home & get your fucking pine box!"
Some massage parlors offer up very different happy endings.
Well, if you're gonna rest, why not do it in peace?"
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