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That’s the problem with this country; everyone’s voting in foreign made cars these days.
And so began the Umbrella Corporation.
"I'm just waiting for my new car from Oprah."
"Then get off your lazy ass and drive me to one!"
Not A Voting Location but I can guarantee that not as many people have been screwed in the back seat of this car as will be screwed by our Candidate if you Vote for him...
Worst case of Gerrymandering ever
"Fine, but what if I told you that it's a voting location in a Chevy commercial!?"
Lady you are sitting outside Chesticles Exotic Dance Lounge, so technically it does qualify as a polling place.
"Well, if I can't vote out of the back of an Impala, then I'm not fucking voting!"
It's a rainshield. NOT a windshield.
Homeless In Seattle
"No, worries, ma'am. We wouldn't dream of infringing upon your home when the library is right behind you.."
Polling Station Wagon
"How many miles to the ballot does it get?"
Yeah, yeah, we get it, Oprah. You're supposedly not running for President in 2020. Whatever."
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