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"Fucking short faucets."
"Shit, where's a bidet when you need it."
Choosing the correct bathroom is awkward for Transsaurus Rex.
...because you're smart enough, your strong enough, and doggone it, everybody likes you!
The bathrooms were a mess.....the cleaning staff was really short handed...
Man, I'll bet he really extinct up the place.
"If I just stand still, he shouldn't see me."
"Is that motherfucking piece of popcorn still stuck in there? Where in the shit is my dental floss?!"
"...and that's how the dinosaurs really became extinct. Any questions?"
"Come on, you stupid tiny hands, I just wanna wash you! Why aren't these sinks automatic?!"
The Hangover 16: The Lost World
"Stop copying me!"
Do these tiny arms make my butt look big?
Motion activated faucets...DAMN YOU KOHLER!
... and that's why the t-rex had such short arms.
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