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Caption Contest 11-06-2017

Special Rexual Deviancy Awards:

Trannysoreass Rex - Iverneil

dinoerotic  speculation - mellowpuma

Would you rex me? I'd rex me. I'd rex me hard. - JJJ23

Special Coming Up Short Awards:

Motion activated faucets...DAMN YOU KOHLER! - AKAAB

The bathrooms were a mess.....the cleaning staff was really short handed... - 38chrysler

Bronze:

First night without the colostomy bag and I end up spending the whole night in the bathroom! - Iverneil

Silver:

T Rex: Hey, Pterodactyl, aren't you gonna go?

Pterodactyl: I did. I took a whiz.

T Rex: When? I didn't hear you.

Pterodactyl: Just now, and you wouldn't have heard anything, my P's silent. - MadAdam

Gold:

“We use it to scare the shit out of people who are constipated.” - Scrunt

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Comment by Mervin97 on November 6, 2017 at 6:41am

"Fucking short faucets."

Comment by Whiz Kid on November 6, 2017 at 6:38am
Dinosaur toilet plops were the only warning the Park was in danger
Comment by Mervin97 on November 6, 2017 at 6:35am

"Shit, where's a bidet when you need it."

Comment by Mervin97 on November 6, 2017 at 6:32am

"Blow me."

Comment by AKAAB on November 6, 2017 at 6:13am

Choosing the correct bathroom is awkward for Transsaurus Rex.

Comment by AKAAB on November 6, 2017 at 6:11am

...because you're smart enough, your strong enough, and doggone it, everybody likes you!

Comment by 38chrysler on November 6, 2017 at 4:14am

The bathrooms were a mess.....the cleaning staff was really short handed...

Comment by MadAdam on November 5, 2017 at 10:23pm

Man, I'll bet he really extinct up the place.

Comment by VomitFlop on November 5, 2017 at 10:20pm

"If I just stand still, he shouldn't see me."

Comment by VomitFlop on November 5, 2017 at 10:19pm

"Is that motherfucking piece of popcorn still stuck in there? Where in the shit is my dental floss?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on November 5, 2017 at 10:18pm

"...and that's how the dinosaurs really became extinct. Any questions?"

Comment by VomitFlop on November 5, 2017 at 10:17pm

T-Reflects

Comment by VomitFlop on November 5, 2017 at 10:17pm

"Come on, you stupid tiny hands, I just wanna wash you! Why aren't these sinks automatic?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on November 5, 2017 at 10:15pm

The Hangover 16: The Lost World

Comment by Ian on November 5, 2017 at 9:53pm

"Stop copying me!"

Comment by AKAAB on November 5, 2017 at 8:47pm

Do these tiny arms make my butt look big?

Comment by AKAAB on November 5, 2017 at 8:46pm

Motion activated faucets...DAMN YOU KOHLER!

Comment by KariGrant on November 5, 2017 at 8:13pm

T-Rex Toilletson.

Comment by KariGrant on November 5, 2017 at 8:11pm

LaTrine-Rex

Comment by mellowpuma on November 5, 2017 at 7:43pm

... and that's why the t-rex had such short arms.

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