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Caption Contest 11-06-2017

Special Rexual Deviancy Awards:

Trannysoreass Rex - Iverneil

dinoerotic  speculation - mellowpuma

Would you rex me? I'd rex me. I'd rex me hard. - JJJ23

Special Coming Up Short Awards:

Motion activated faucets...DAMN YOU KOHLER! - AKAAB

The bathrooms were a mess.....the cleaning staff was really short handed... - 38chrysler

Bronze:

First night without the colostomy bag and I end up spending the whole night in the bathroom! - Iverneil

Silver:

T Rex: Hey, Pterodactyl, aren't you gonna go?

Pterodactyl: I did. I took a whiz.

T Rex: When? I didn't hear you.

Pterodactyl: Just now, and you wouldn't have heard anything, my P's silent. - MadAdam

Gold:

“We use it to scare the shit out of people who are constipated.” - Scrunt

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Comment by mellowpuma on November 6, 2017 at 7:20pm

public masturbation: ok for a dinosaur, bad for george michael.

Comment by Scrunt on November 6, 2017 at 5:03pm

“Who’s a raptor got to eat around here to get some fucking paper towels?”

Comment by Scrunt on November 6, 2017 at 5:03pm

Some people just can’t resist making funny faces in the mirror.

Comment by Scrunt on November 6, 2017 at 5:03pm

He just took a big steaming Jurassic Park #2.

Comment by Scrunt on November 6, 2017 at 5:03pm

And you thought finding a snake in your bathroom was a big deal.

Comment by Scrunt on November 6, 2017 at 5:02pm

Where’s Jeff Goldblum when you really need him?

Comment by Scrunt on November 6, 2017 at 5:02pm

“We use it to scare the shit out of people who are constipated.”

Comment by mellowpuma on November 6, 2017 at 4:56pm

the narcissaur became extinct because it's arms were just long enough.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 6, 2017 at 4:53pm

the narcissaur

Comment by mellowpuma on November 6, 2017 at 4:51pm

even if it is extinct, there is porn of it.

Comment by JJJ23 on November 6, 2017 at 3:42pm

He hasn't been able to wash his hands since the jurassic period. (tip your waitresses)

Comment by JJJ23 on November 6, 2017 at 3:37pm

Would you rex me? I'd rex me. I'd rex me hard.

Comment by MadAdam on November 6, 2017 at 1:58pm

T Rex: Hey, Pterodactyl, aren't you gonna go?

Pterodactyl: I did. I took a whiz.

T Rex: When? I didn't hear you.

Pterodactyl: Just now, and you wouldn't have heard anything, my P's silent.

Comment by AKAAB on November 6, 2017 at 1:40pm

You know what they say about tiny arms.  That ain't his tail dragging behind...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 6, 2017 at 12:21pm

Jurassic Bowel Movement

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 6, 2017 at 12:08pm

65 million years ago he would have just shit in the woods!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 6, 2017 at 12:05pm

Dino says, "Watch out for asteroids!  Dilly! Dilly!"

Comment by Iverneil on November 6, 2017 at 9:16am

Damn rude Stankasaurus couldn't wait long enough for me to leave before he blew the place up

Comment by Mario!!! on November 6, 2017 at 8:28am

In retrospect, eating the urinal cakes was a mistake.

Comment by Mario!!! on November 6, 2017 at 8:27am

Proof that not all bathroom blowjobs are perverted.

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