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Objects In Mirror Are Cretaceous As They Appear
Phew! What's extinct in here?
Mesozoic / me so horny.
Hey, I said no tongue!
Yeah? Well, if you didn't have a brain the size of a walnut we wouldn't be in this situation!
It can be hard to know when you're too drunk to drive. It can also be very easy to know.
Wow, that waiter was right. Dinosaur's do have uvulas. I did not know that.
Rex's first time trying cocaine was a total failure. Maybe if he had a bigger brain he would realize that he's supposed to use a mirror that's laying down flat.
The comedy of man starts like this, our brains are way too big for our mother's hips...
"She's my sister and my daughter!"
"Coming up, on an all new E! True Hollywood Story: The Rise & Fall of Reptar."
These goddamn Vegan parties make me sick.
First night without the colostomy bag and I end up spending the whole night in the bathroom!
I've tried everything, I wish I knew what kind of guy she really likes.
well, this script, it's kinda like "the crying game" meets "jurassic park"
There! There it is, that's that smile I love, sexy lizard you!
"Dino... droppings? Droppings?"
"What do you mean those aren't drinking troughs?"
"You're an eight!"
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