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public masturbation: ok for a dinosaur, bad for george michael.
“Who’s a raptor got to eat around here to get some fucking paper towels?”
Some people just can’t resist making funny faces in the mirror.
He just took a big steaming Jurassic Park #2.
And you thought finding a snake in your bathroom was a big deal.
Where’s Jeff Goldblum when you really need him?
“We use it to scare the shit out of people who are constipated.”
the narcissaur became extinct because it's arms were just long enough.
even if it is extinct, there is porn of it.
He hasn't been able to wash his hands since the jurassic period. (tip your waitresses)
Would you rex me? I'd rex me. I'd rex me hard.
T Rex: Hey, Pterodactyl, aren't you gonna go?
Pterodactyl: I did. I took a whiz.
T Rex: When? I didn't hear you.
Pterodactyl: Just now, and you wouldn't have heard anything, my P's silent.
You know what they say about tiny arms. That ain't his tail dragging behind...
Jurassic Bowel Movement
65 million years ago he would have just shit in the woods!
Dino says, "Watch out for asteroids! Dilly! Dilly!"
Damn rude Stankasaurus couldn't wait long enough for me to leave before he blew the place up
In retrospect, eating the urinal cakes was a mistake.
Proof that not all bathroom blowjobs are perverted.
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